| At
this point you’re probably thinking “How can I get a little Dave into
my life?” Let me break it down for you: If
you would like to contact me directly, please write to: dave@davehillonline.com If
you feel yours is a matter better addressed by my large team of handlers, please
write to:
handlers@davehillonline.com If
you would like to sue me but are not exactly sure how to go about it, please contact
my lawyers at:
lawyers@davehillonline.com If
you would like to “get with me” but are not exactly sure how to go about
it, simply contact my lovely assistant Coco La Mer in the satellite office at:
getwithdave@davehillonline.com If
you have complaints about me, this website, or the hand you have been dealt in
life, please send them to:
complaints@davehillonline.com If
you would like to book me for a public or private event including but not limited
to birthdays, weddings, wakes, corporate retreats, auto shows, interventions,
Civil War reenactments, beauty pageants, brisses, and/or on-the-job safety seminars,
please write to:
bookings@davehillonline.com For
inquiries outside of the continental United States (I am talking to you, Canada!),
please write to:
davehillinternational@davehillonline.com If
you would like info that has nothing to do with any of the above, please write
to:
infoasidefromallthatotherstuff@davehillonline.com And
finally, if you are simply interested in a bit of light chitchat, please write
to:
chitchat@davehillonline.com Then
again, you could just e-mail me at dave@davehillonline.com.
Life is so short- what do you say you and I just get right down to it? | 
