This
is a page for all the exciting stuff that was simply too high concept or abstract
to fit anywhere else on my life-altering website. So as not to completely
blow your mind all at once, I will add to things to this page gradually. Ease
into things if you have to. The last thing I want is for you to go pulling
a muscle or something.
REST
EASY- NEW DAVE HILL DESKTOP WALLPAPER IS NOW AVAILABLE If
you are looking to take your computer to the proverbial next level, you could
do a lot worse than to install my latest desktop wallpaper, which is only available
on this website as far as I know. The picture of me here was taken by the world-renowned
photographer Dale
May, and- as you can probably tell already since you have eyes- it's pretty
f*cking sweet. And as noted for your safety on the wallpaper itself, this desktop
wallpaper may lead to thoughts of hardcore boning and/or actual hardcore boning,
so totally don't blame me if anything crazy happens at the workplace, an Internet
cafe, or anywhere else where you might be using a computer with this sweet wallpaper
on it. It is not my problem and I am done talking about it.
click
on image to download
INTRODUCING
THE ALL-NEW DAVECAM™!!!
Why bother stalking me or hiring a private detective to follow me around all the
time when you can find out exactly what I'm up to 24 hours a day with the all-new
DAVECAM™! The DAVECAM™ captures every second of the magic from
when I wake up in the morning until I go to bed at night and then all the stuff
that happens during other times too! The DAVECAM™!
Holy sh*t!!!
Now
you can bother people on their computer AND let them know you are thinking about
me constantly with these exciting AOL Instant Messenger buddy icons! Collect all
3 and alternate them depending on how you are feeling about me at various points
throughout the day!
Make
your computer just better in general by downloading this exclusive Dave Hill desktop
wallpaper now! No, really- do it!
