Hello. This is your man Dave Hill with a seriously important announcement. On May 10, 2016, my second collection of essays, Dave Hill Doesn't Live Here Anymore, will be released on an unsuspecting public by Blue Rider Press, the popular book company. The cover is not done yet, which is why I have featured a photo of myself, totally hanging out and up for good times, at the top of this post rather than a photo of the book cover or anything. But that will come soon. Trust me. I just know it. Anyway, I strongly recommend/beg you pre-order the book now from your favorite book supplier or just click here and order like the wind. That would be so great. And if you don't totally enjoy my new book, you can kick me in the privates. How is that for standing by my work? Yeah, I know, pretty great. Thank you for noticing.